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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I'm In Between

Assalamualaikum and hello!



I was alone at Johor Premium Outlet Starbucks when suddenly BioLife called me on the phone and offer me to join the company. 
I was like - WHATT?? YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO HIRE MEEE?? *fainted* 

Over sangat.

So I'll start working with BioLife on the 2nd of April which falls on Tuesday. Why Tuesday? 
I requested to start on Tuesday so that I can have extra time with my boyfie this upcoming weekend. 

I miss you Boyfie!

Selfish pose

But ayah doesn't seem so happy about the job offer. Sigh.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

My Tiny Achievement


Ohai!




One of my 2013 resolution is to read as many books as I can and it looks like I reached the target quite well but at the same time I'm getting tired of this. 

Enough of this tai tai life *even though I'm not married yet*.

Any longer I can feel my brain melting into putty.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

This Is Funny

Dear IT Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.


And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate Housewife
____________________________________________

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support


My Skin Problem

Hey there!


So here comes another day.

This morning I managed to register this baby blog with Nuffnang (again), spend hours to figure out where should  I put the HTML codes, almost give up but finally I made it through.
I wonder why I can't put the ads HTML codes in Dymanic Views template. 
I have to change into Simple template then only I can find the right spot for the right coding. 
Tutorials doesn't help much.

Nevermind.


Recently my self esteem drops super low thanks to this pimply skin. 
I don't know what cause this sudden acne attack but I must say this group of acne popping out at the most perfect time - when I  just started my relationship with boyfie AND during my graduation day. Thanks!



Most importantly I don't want to celebrate my birthday with zits all over my face. 
God please!


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Officially Blogging Again

Assalamualaikum and Hello!



This is something new. 
I deleted my previous blog due to some major issue and thinking not to blog again but ironically I'm typing this (!) and so I guess boredom brought me here. 


At this moment I'm not a student nor an employee. 
Yes, I am underemployed and spending my time at home googling things such as how to curl your hair without using any heat and types of brazillian wax you can choose, including few attempts to hack people's Facebook account with very little successful rate.


Promise you, it won't happen again.


So, let's see how am I going to survive 2013 and get myself a job and buy my dream shoes - Christian Loubutin *dream high Hanis!* or perhaps my very first car; with a little bit of sugary updates about my sugary boyfie :)


I'm not trying to be too emotional but I feel keyed up to start blogging again, just like before.


Until then, kita kembali ke Sri Pentas.





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